What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?